i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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