i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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