hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
