1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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