? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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