Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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