I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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