can we get nightvision for the apartment?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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