No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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