he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
