whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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