Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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