turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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