best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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