she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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