is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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