why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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