Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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