Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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