What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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