do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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