I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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