Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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