My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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