I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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