I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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