btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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