idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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