I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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