Whoa Z and x make the same sound
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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