I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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