I'm so fucking centered right now
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize