rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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