she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Can vaginas get frostbite?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
