So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
