I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize