god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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