Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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