it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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