It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Drunk is a universal language darling
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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