Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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