I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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