suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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