butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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