I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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