awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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