in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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