windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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