Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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