how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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