Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
