i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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