The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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