His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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