I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
did i walk over a car last night?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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